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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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