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Yantarni Volcano is an andesitic stratovolcano in the U.S. state of Alaska. It is on the Alaska Peninsula, in the Aleutian Range, between Mount Aniakchak and Mount Chiginagak volcanoes. The volcano was not discovered until 1979 due to its remote location, lack of documented historic activity, and its rather modest summit elevation. The mountain was named after nearby Yantarni Bay, which in turn was named by Russian explorers after the abundance of amber in the area.

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Aunt Jenny's Real Life Stories was a 15-minute radio drama that aired January 18, 1937, to November 16, 1956, on CBS, sponsored by Spry shortening. The program was heard weekdays at 11:45 a.m. until 1946, when it moved to 12:15 p.m.

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The Templo de San José is a church building in Mazatlán, Mexico. It is the oldest religious building in the city, with construction dating back to the early 19th century.

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{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}

{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}

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