{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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