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{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
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