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{"type":"standard","title":"Food inflation","displaytitle":"Food inflation","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q130902140","titles":{"canonical":"Food_inflation","normalized":"Food inflation","display":"Food inflation"},"pageid":76783192,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/Inflation_In_Food_Consumer_Prices_%282022_Average%29.svg/330px-Inflation_In_Food_Consumer_Prices_%282022_Average%29.svg.png","width":320,"height":179},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/Inflation_In_Food_Consumer_Prices_%282022_Average%29.svg/512px-Inflation_In_Food_Consumer_Prices_%282022_Average%29.svg.png","width":512,"height":286},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286007966","tid":"2cfab5cb-1b3f-11f0-97b5-91eaaec59da4","timestamp":"2025-04-17T03:51:00Z","description":"Type of inflation","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_inflation","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_inflation?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_inflation?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Food_inflation"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_inflation","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Food_inflation","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_inflation?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Food_inflation"}},"extract":"Food inflation is a type of inflation that affects food items. It often the most noticeable form of inflation, and tends to impact lower income individuals the hardest. Common causes include poor harvest, war, increasing energy prices, and food being unharvested. Food inflation almost always leads to currency inflation, as food is a requirement for survival.","extract_html":"
Food inflation is a type of inflation that affects food items. It often the most noticeable form of inflation, and tends to impact lower income individuals the hardest. Common causes include poor harvest, war, increasing energy prices, and food being unharvested. Food inflation almost always leads to currency inflation, as food is a requirement for survival.
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Borgou is one of the twelve departments of Benin. Borgou borders the country of Nigeria and the departments of Alibori, Atakora, Collines and Donga. The capital of Borgou is Parakou. The department of Borgou was bifurcated in 1999, with its northern territory transferred to the newly created Alibori Department.
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