Taj Ali Bradley is an American professional baseball pitcher for the Tampa Bay Rays of Major League Baseball (MLB). He made his MLB debut in 2023.
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
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{"slip": { "id": 185, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"fact":"The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for \u201ccat.\u201d","length":132}
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